An oldie, but a goodie

Once upon a time there was a small man who always wished he was bigger.  He wished that he could reach things others could not, and wished that he wasn't always overlooked when picking basketball teams.  This small man and a big heart though, and everyone thought his jokes were the funniest.  He also had big penis.  In fact, his penis was so big it made him stutter.  He didn't mind it so much, because he used his stutter to his advantage when he told his jokes.  However, the stutter seemed to interfere when trying to talk to women.  He decided that he'd go to the doctor to see what he could do.  Before he went to the doctor, the small man walked into a bar... but he actually walked under the bar because he was so small and laughed as the other men hit the bar with their heads.  After having a good chuckle, he had a drink at the local pub.  He was then ready to go see a doctor.  The doctor explained that there was a new experimental surgery that could be done to help him.  The small man agreed.  The doctor had removed a few inches from the small man's penis.  The man tried talking and found that his stutter was gone.  He thanked the doctor very much.  The small man had no trouble talking to women now, but his jokes were no longer as funny... and his penis was no longer big.  He felt very sad and regretted having the surgery.  He went back to the doctor and asked if he could reverse the surgery, but alas the doctor said, "T-t-too l-l-late."

The End