I haven't updated in like forever

Dear Reader,

I apologize for not writing to you sooner. I just haven't felt like it. I don't really feel like it now, but I was looking at another blog on this site and it reminded me of my own blog.

Random link: TIKI BAR TV

I don't have a lot to say right now, yet I have lots to say. Figure that one out! Oooo, mind-boggling. Remember Boggle? I was champ! Ok, I probably couldn't beat Peggy Hill... but she has OCD. You down with OPP? Yeah, you know.... me. I can't help it, I'm naughty, it's my nature.

Random link: MONKEY POO

Pause and rewind live tv!!! Pause and rewind real life!!! That's my new invention. Try it yourself.... pause..................... see, you paused your real life. Now rewind........

Pause and rewind live tv!!! Pause and rewind real life!!! That's my new invention. Try it yourself.... pause..................... see, you paused your real life. Now rewind........ See! Wasn't that fantastic! You now owe me 1 million dollars for partaking in my new invention. Please send to:

Monkey Farts
c/o Looks like a Donkey
123 Fourfivesix Street
Juliaville
Antartica

*Please note, I only accept pennies as payment.

So... what do you think? Nothing! I don't pay you to think!

P.S. I am completely sober. (You can imagine my thoughts when I'm not)

Bye bye.