Whatever happened to...

Whatever happened to the Hamburgler?  Did he finally get caught, sent to prison, raped by the hard-ass murderers in there, then eventually hang himself in his cell because he just couldn't live without burgers?

Whatever happened to Birdie?  Did she eventually disappear over the Pacific like Amelia Eerhart, only to fall into the ocean and get eaten but great white sharks that were later used in the Filet-O-Fish sandwich?

Whatever happened to Mayor McCheese?  Did he get caught up in some scandal involving the fry guys, Grimace, and a dominatrix named Big Bertha?

Speaking of which, whatever happened to the fry guys?  Did they get mistaken for mops in a McDonalds they were visiting for a kid's birthday and used to mop all the piss, puke, and shit that was left on the floor after little Jimmy and his friends ate too much shitty food?

And finally, what the fucking hell was Grimace?