How to make lots of money: Think of an idea for something
that lots of people will buy. Sell it.
Get paid. See, wasn’t that the easiest “get
rich” scheme ever?
How to write a best-selling novel: Download an existing
best-selling novel. Convert it into a
Word doc. Do a find-replace of the
character’s names and replace with different names. Change the setting name. Change some adjectives and verbs and nouns. Voila!
How to succeed without even trying: Find a talented, shy,
introverted person. Make friends with
them and gain their trust. Steal their ideas.
Presto!
How to pick-up women: Complete at least one of the above.
I’m a fucking genius, I tell ya! Now that will be $5ooo, please.
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